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$130 / 1br - There is No TRY to Rent . . . (Walker's Point)

703 South 5th Street, Milwaukee, WI 53204

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703 South 5th Street near Pierce

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1BR / sharedBa available sep 1
rent period: weekly
There is Only Rent or NOT RENT.

NOT IN THE HOOD.
NICE PLACE.

Room #3 is always nice and toasty in the winter.

Stop by this Sunday,
2:02 pm SHARP.
Do an open house tour and an application.
Just show up ! 😎 ( ON TIME. ⏰ )
JEEPERS ! Buy a watch, would ja ? ⌚️

The Merriam - Webster dictionary defines a PENSIONE
pen(t)-ˈsyō-(ˌ)nā
[pensione, from Italian] : a hotel or boardinghouse, especially in continental Europe
We have over a dozen jars of Ragu here, so WE SAY this is a pensione !!
Especially as we are down the street from a nice RISTORANTE.
Three nice rooms to choose from this week.
All furnished, and each with a small fridge and freezer.


NEXT STEP : Stop by at our open house Sunday at 2:02pm.
2:02 sharp.
703 South 5th Street.
Please do not be late.
Do an application then, if you like.
Just show up Sunday ! 😎

One example : $ 130 room and $ 100 security deposit COULD = $ 230 total to move into a $ 130 room.
But move in security deposit will be more without a steady job history and reasonable minimum yearly income.
Rent is then due the very week after you move in -- paid every Saturday.
Or see above about paying for the whole month.
Move in security deposit will be more than $ 100 without a steady job history documentation and reasonable minimum wage type yearly income document. Not just your verbal report. Bring that paperwork with you when you visit if you want to speed things up. Or send that right now - before you even get here.

( Women also seem to like living here. 💃 )

This will be a quiet and clean home.
Promise.
Nice locked room in an old mansion.
Furnished.
Seems like a good value.

Pretty clean - and almost really charming - Pensione

703 S. 5th Street. 53204
Open house 2:02pm SHARP usually every Sunday.
Please be on time.
Come fill out an application.
Allow 53 minutes to do the tour and the application.

🐟 No pets. Don't even bring your fish. 🐟 ☹️

Free off-street tenant parking likely available for your Ducati or Cinelli 🚲 (Limited spots.)
Paid off-street parking in a well lit lot is available.
But ya gotta pay your rent on time.
Rent is per week. So do the math if you want to figure out what you would pay per month.
Weekly rent X number of Saturdays in that month
= total monthly rent.
Good people live here !!
Showers and claw foot bath tubs.
Strong and impressive water pressure.
Always plenty of hot water. 💦🚿
Washers and dryer.
Great kitchen.
Charcoal grills.
Shared bathrooms - Never busy.
Furnished. All utilities included.

Who lives here ?
Just a few nice, interesting, and quiet minimalist women 💃🙋‍♀️ and men.
It's also quiet OUTSIDE around here.

Includes all utilities. Furnished.

If you are seeing this ad, we have a room for you.

Sorry, but we like email only, as we get sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many emails and texts -
that otherwise we cannot keep all the people and details and information and all the stories straight.
So we will not CALL you back - but we sure will email you back as soon as we can,
using the automatic Craigslist email relay.

Some rooms pictured in the ad may be taken by the time you view the rooms.
Other rooms will have opened up.

When you become interested, we will need documentation to detail your income
and document your income source - and a copy of your ID. You know . . .
So smart to bring that with you Sunday.

NEXT STEP : Stop by at our open house 2:02pm, Sunday.
703 S. 5th Street.
Do an application then, if you like.

Please do not just stop by, unless we are having our Sunday open house.

At least a four week stay, please.
Stay a few years -- if you wish.
If you are seeing this ad, we have a room for you.

Rooms are always single occupancy.
Nope, we can't have two people in one room.

🚌 The No. 18 bus line is at the corner.
The Green Line is at the other corner,
right there with the 15.
The 80 and 81 are a block away.
🚌 🚌 🚌 🚍

Nice kitchen 🍳 , huge and pretty backyard. 🏖 ⛱

You will like it here.
Clean and quiet.
Rent is per week. So do the math if you want to figure out what you would pay per month.
Weekly rent times the number of Saturdays in that month
= total monthly rent.

NEXT STEP : Take 53 minutes and stop by at our open house
at precisely 2:02pm, Sunday.
Visit us at 703 S. 5th Street.
Do an application then, if you like. ❤️
Bring your ID and some income documentation. A pay stub with YTD earnings works.
Show us you make enough money - or work enough - to pay the rent. Some document, please.

We will try to have homemade 🍋 🍋 🍋 lemonade if it's hot.
🍪 Maybe you get a cookie.

Plan on 53 minutes to visit this Sunday.
Be on time. ⏰ ⏰ ⏰
Bring an ID and some income document, pleeeeeze.
Something with YTD earnings would help.
If you are seeing this ad, we have a room for you.

2:02 -- BE ON TIME. 😎

post id: 7876502863

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