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$155 / 1br - No Baloney (Walker's Point)
703 South 5th Street, Milwaukee, WI 53204
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No fillers.
No snouts.
This week, just the one nice furnished room in an almost charming rooming house.
Not in THE HOOD.
Relax.
Walk around after dark.
One remaining vacancy.
In room sink, microwave, fridge / freezer, skylight.
Private courtyard out back. Big monster yard. Three Weber grills.
Enjoy the indoor pool, sauna, masseuse, tanning beds, lap pool,
jacuzzi, and High Tea service - available at the Pfister hotel for $ 300 a night.
Nice area.
Women seem to like to live here. 💃
larger room, $ 150.
Available January 18th. Possibly sooner.
CLEAN and QUIET.
Did we mention DAILY CLEANING ?
OPEN HOUSE SUNDAY.
But no pets. Not even your gecko. 🦎
Rooms are single occupancy.
We can't have two people in one room.
Just YOU in there.
All rooms are furnished, and with a fridge-freezer.
NEXT STEP : Stop by at our open house Sunday at 2:02pm.
Please be on time. 🫤
Gee, sometimes there is traffic.
Gee, sometimes parking takes time.
Just show up ! 😎 ( On time. )
Do an application then, if you like.
You will find a "cook's kitchen" to do all your chef stuff.
Pay weekly - or pay monthly.
But lookie here: NEXT STEP :
Block in 73 minutes to visit Sunday to look around and get the details
and fill out an application. ( No charges, no fees. )
No extra costs or charges.
That includes daily cleaning by some nice people.
Sorry, but we like email only, as we get sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many calls
that otherwise we cannot keep all the people and details and information and all the stories straight.
So we will not CALL you back - but we sure will email you right back,
using the automatic Craigslist relay.
Experience a pleasant stroll each evening around the nice neighborhood.
703 So. 5th Street. 53204
All utilities are paid.
No extra charges. Furnished rooms.
Open house Sunday.
703 So. 5th Street. 2:02pm SHARP.
Do not be late, pretty please. 🫤 2:02pm.
NEXT STEP : Block in 73 minutes to visit Sunday to look around and get details
and fill out an application. The application should take nine minutes,
but people dawdle and talk and talk - and so take much longer.
( No charges, no application fees. ) Just show up ! 😎
You should visit when you are ready to rent.
No lease.
Week to week tenancy.
Pay every Saturday, or figure out how to pay once MONTHLY
for all the Saturdays in any given month.
Stay for twelve years like Duane, or twenty two years like Wilfredo.
Half the people here have been here for two years or more.
OR
Since there is no lease, depart when you wish.
Good people live here !!
Shared bathrooms - Never ⏰ busy.
Furnished. All utilities included.
Who lives here ?
Just a few nice, interesting, and quiet minimalist women and men.
It's also quiet OUTSIDE around here.
But no pets. Not even your gecko. 🦎
At least a four week stay at this old mansion, please.
First week's rent and "last week's rent" and your security deposit equal six hundred dollars when you move in.
Then weekly rent is then due the week after you move in -- paid every Saturday.
When you become interested, we will need documentation to detail your income
and income source - and a copy of your ID.
Silly to visit and not bring that along with you on Sunday, right ?
Better to send that now, early,
before a Sunday visit.
That will save you time and get you an invite sooner and faster.
Rooms are always single occupancy.
Nope, we can't have two people in one room.
Rooms are $ 120 a week and up, depending on size and availability.
Open house Sunday. Hoping to see you at this old MANSION.
Next Step : Visit Sunday to look around and get details
and fill out an application. ( No charge, no fees. )
703 So. 5th Street. 2:02pm SHARP.
NEXT STEP : Block in 73 minutes to visit Sunday to look around and get details
and fill out an application.
Sunday at 2:02 SHARP, as above. Check the time.
Your move in amount will be the first week's rent and the "last week's rent"
and your security deposit that will total six hundred bucks.
So, six hunnered bucks to move in, grand total.
Then, a week later, weekly rent is due the Saturday after your move in.
You can move in any day of the week and we will figure that out.
Bring your ID and some income documentation. A pay stub with YTD earnings works.
Show us you make enough money - or work enough - to pay the rent.
Some document. Some DOCUMENTATION. Not verbal -- pretty please.
You get it. 💵 Bring that WITH YOU when you visit Sunday.
Better yet, send that NOW to save time and get an answer or your approval to move in.
Sorry, but we like email only, as we get sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many calls
that otherwise we cannot keep all the people and details and information and all the stories straight.
So we will not CALL you back - but we sure will email you right back,
using the automatic Craigslist email relay.
Make some baloney and onions in the great kitchen.