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The most hated motorcycle in North America - $2,725 (Mukwonago)

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condition: good
make / manufacturer: BMW
model name / number: R1200 CL
This is your opportunity to own the most hated motorcycle in North America: a 2004 BMW R1200CL. Nobody likes this thing. At all. I own it and I hate myself for that. I haven't even ridden it in over a year because I can't be seen on a bike that is hated more than Taylor Swift. Maybe Taylor should buy it? They'd be good for one another.

Some depraved, self-loathing person is going to want to know more about this so they can go on social media and rant about it. Joe Biden always wanted one, but felt it would ruin his reputation if the public found this in his garage next to a box of top secret documents he wasn't supposed to have. If you are that person who has stopped taking their medications, then you'll be fascinated to learn that it has a Clear WI title. Some lunatic put his hands on it and did: oil change, filter, 4 new spark plugs, drive unit service, new brake and clutch levers. The old battery hated being in this bike so much that refused to contribute to making it run, and so a new battery has been tricked into thinking it was going in a used Harley, BUT NO! Has heated grips, heated seat, accessory plug-ins, 6 disc CD changer, AM/FM stereo, factory tool pack, owners manuals, full service manual, battery tender plug, rocker foot shifter, ample storage and legendary BMW reliability, despite being hated by so many for so long. There is also a new $400 windshield in the box waiting to go on. The insects are just going to hate meeting their splatty fate on that one... It has about 57,500 disgusting miles on it. I can't even talk about this anymore. Enough.

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