These legendary laundry warriors have been chilling in storage for a year, but before that they were absolute BEASTS at keeping my life together.
The washer spins clothes cleaner than a politician spins the truth, you'll want to hug them (and honestly, you probably will). Features include Direct Drive technology (because regular driving is for amateurs), Sensor Dry that knows when your clothes are done better than you know when you're hungry, and multiple wash cycles including
"Speed Wash" for when you procrastinated until you're down to emergency underwear. These machines handled everything from "I definitely didn't spill wine on this" to "how did the dog get THIS muddy?" and never complained once. Comes with that mysterious sci-fi dryer hose situation you see in the photos. You haul, I'll help load - bring a truck, strong friends, and maybe some aspirin because these things are heavier.