A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The
Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is
that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican
requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched
back.. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and
asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced
across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over
there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give
Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat
on crutches.
He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered,
"Hey there, honey! How's about getting'
me a cold glass of Miller Light?"
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is
that God's boy over there?"
The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her
to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my
tab," he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican,
touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are
healed." The Republican felt the strength come back
into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed." The
Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised
his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips
out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat.
The Democrat jumped to his feet and yelled,
"Don't touch me, I'm collecting
disability!!!"
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