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Very Unique Dented Miller Lite Bottle!!!!!!!! (whitewater)


Reply to: sale-673727390@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-09, 12:04AM CDT


so it started as a usual thursday nite. i was drunk and needed more beer. so i drove outside of town (cuz they sell beer later tHAN IN TOWN)AND I PICKED UP A CASE OF MILLER LITE. WOAH! CAPS LOCK. HOLD ON... got it. so yeah, i got more beer. had a couple on the way home. and i put the rest in the fridge. nothing unusual... yet. so half way through the case (case 2 for the nite) i casually carressed my beer and twisted the top. pssssst. i love you too miller lite i said to myself. but the gf was like huh? guess that wasn't to myself. then i noticed something strange!

behind the sexy metallic blue label i noticed a dent! what happened to you oh sweet beer? i swear i didn't drop her. i don't know what happened. but i can't stand to see her in pain anymore. that's why i must let her go. please, make me an offer and take care of her. here are a couple pics of her sexy bronze curves. cap not included. beer neither.



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