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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

03 Sep 2012 - Artist needed. Must love owls.

24 Jun 2009 - The skinny blonde street walker that jaywalked to talk to me - m4w

12 Jun 2009 - To the lady downtown who yelled "Where's the Aloha?!!"

25 Apr 2009 - Cute girl in Queens

23 Dec 2008 - Free giant bug electrocution device of uncertain functionality

19 Oct 2008 - Trade Ungrateful hippie for some bananas

07 Feb 2006 - Important Info for the well being of 25+ year olds